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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"fact":"The Maine Coone is the only native American long haired breed.","length":62}
{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}
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