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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}

{"fact":"The first cat in space was a French cat named Felicette (a.k.a. \u201cAstrocat\u201d) In 1963, France blasted the cat into outer space. Electrodes implanted in her brains sent neurological signals back to Earth. She survived the trip.","length":224}

{"fact":"Julius Ceasar, Henri II, Charles XI, and Napoleon were all afraid of cats.","length":74}

{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}

{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}

{"fact":"One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.","length":96}

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{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}

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