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{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
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Fabien Lamirault is a French para table tennis player.
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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
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Craig Robert Hansen is an American former Major League Baseball (MLB) pitcher who played for the Boston Red Sox and Pittsburgh Pirates between 2005 and 2009.
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