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\"Poison: Iitai Koto mo Ienai Konna Yo no Naka wa\" is a song by Japanese actor and singer Takashi Sorimachi from his second studio album, High Life (1998). It was written as the main theme to the drama series GTO, starring Sorimachi as the schoolteacher Eikichi Onizuka. Produced by Ken Yoshida and composed by Jinjirō Inoue with Sorimachi in charge of lyrics and vocals, \"Poison\" is a rock and J-pop track written in E major with an allegro tempo. The song was released as Sorimachi's fourth single on July 29, 1998, carrying the Mercury Music Entertainment label.
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